Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’?

Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’?

Today, my weekly email to my coworkers wasn’t a sonnet. We’ve moved up a few centuries. Check it out.




Subject: Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’?




If you think you’re so Dangerous, that you’re such a Smooth Criminal, I want you to know The Way You Make Me Feel.


That’s right. I want you to take a look at the Man In The Mirror.


Are you someone who doesn’t label your food, even though it’s as easy as ABC? Is living on the wild side such a Thriller?


I want you to know that You Are Not Alone.


Before you throw up your hands and Beat It, I’d like you to stop a minute. Together, we can Heal The World.


Label your food. Write you name on it. Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough.


And if you get a chance, take a look up into a Corner of the Sky and wish a Happy Birthday to the King of Pop.



Happy Labor Day Weekend!